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Love Like a Duck (Or, Love on Quack)

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Some guys wish to play the buck
And run with all the does
But me, I'd rather be a duck
With downy covered clothes

Chameleons are hard to know
And snakes they always lie
Both of them are rather low
I'll be a different guy

A howling wolf is just the way
To land you in the pounds
The only ones who'd say "Okay"
Are sassy female hounds

I don't want a foxy lady
Who thinks that she's all that
And I think it's rather shady
When a girl acts like a cat

I do not want a lazy sow
Who lives her life in muck
But if she waddles to the vow
It's alright, 'cuz she's a duck!

I'll fly with her over the hill
And try to never miss
To take care of that female bill
And love her duck-face* kiss




*The duck-face is not being recommended or advocated in any way. Liability of damages solely belongs to the reader. The author will not take responsibility for any defamation of character do to the use or misuse of the duck-face.

=P I know ducks are not *actually* exclusive, but they serve for romantic illustrative purpose quite well, I think. There are plenty of puns and euphemisms to go around... hopefully they were effective.

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